BREAKING NEWS: NEW WITCHER MOVIE CONFIRMED.

the-witcher:

According to Platige Image they say: Potwierdzamy.
Rozpoczęliśmy przygotowania do produkcji pełnometrażowego aktorskiego filmu fabularnego „Wiedźmin”, za który odpowiedzialny będzie Tomek Bagiński i ekipa Platige Films. Scenariusz powstanie w oparciu o prozę Andrzeja…

Czekam!

Wegesmutki.

Matka zrobiła warzywa smażone na boczku. Zrobiłam kąśliwie uwagę, że znowu nie uwględniła mnie w obiedzie. Poszłam do swego pokoju, lub, jak moja woli to określać, do swojej nory.

Po powrocie matka radośnie oznajmia mi, że oczywiście, są dla mnie bezmięsne warzywka w osobnej misce. Robi mi się łyso.

Spróbowałam ogórka. Odruch wymiotny.

Tak, moja matka po prostu zgarnęła przesiąknięte boczkowym sadłem warzywa, wybrała skwarki i zaserwowała mi jako robione specjalnie dla mnie danie.

Kurwa, mamo. 

the-bucky-barnes:

And behold….the birth of The Wiener Soldier. (That’s a great disguise Bucky, you’re practically asking to be made fun of.)

And for added flair - Mean Mug Face-Off: Black Widow vs. Wiener Soldier

follow: bucky / natasha / camp lehigh / the hot dog shopper. *read this is you have questions about the store gifs.*

smartgirlsattheparty:

unatheblade:

biscuitsarenice:

We Can’t Get Out Of The Bedroom Now.

Shirley Maclaine on Parkinson in 1975

Mind. Blown.

This woman is amazing. 

blurintofocus:

lierdumoa:

iwatchforsasha:

Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them

That second to last panel is chilling.

Watch the whole thing because the parts that don’t make the gifset are AMAZING.

fakefurry:

ONLY 90’s KIDS WILL GET THIS :

  • a birth certificate with 1990-1999

(Source: a98)

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy

because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless

and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.

theantioppressionnetwork:

[image description: a protest poster. the top half of the poster has the rainbow pride flag while the bottom half is white. on the fourth stripe of the pride flag, which is the green stripe, there is a TD Bank logo beside text. IN TEXT: Proudly supporting profitProudly supporting capitalismProudly supporting queerbaitingProudly supporting pinkwashingProudly supporting heteronormativityProudly supporting shareholdersKeep pride political. Not profitable.BANKS DON’T BELONG IN PRIDEEND TEXT.Above the last sentence of text there is a small symbol of a unicorn. end description.]
we would also add “Proudly supporting homonormativity” to this list.

theantioppressionnetwork:

[image description: a protest poster. the top half of the poster has the rainbow pride flag while the bottom half is white. on the fourth stripe of the pride flag, which is the green stripe, there is a TD Bank logo beside text. 

IN TEXT: 
Proudly supporting profit
Proudly supporting capitalism
Proudly supporting queerbaiting
Proudly supporting pinkwashing
Proudly supporting heteronormativity
Proudly supporting shareholders
Keep pride political. Not profitable.
BANKS DON’T BELONG IN PRIDE
END TEXT.

Above the last sentence of text there is a small symbol of a unicorn. end description.]

we would also add “Proudly supporting homonormativity” to this list.

(Source: shoorm)